In 1998, with a newly-minted master’s degree in theology from the University of Chicago (but before I’d gone to seminary to train for the priesthood), I was asked by my rector to teach a new adult Sunday school class. I pulled out all the stops, teaching about every complex and arcane aspect of theology I could muster. The first week I had twenty students. By week three, the only class attendees were my wife Jill and a fellow named Dale who was too nice to quit.
I went to the associate rector to figure out what I was doing wrong. “What are you teaching?” he asked. I explained my syllabus and concluded by claiming, “I’m teaching earth-shattering stuff!” The associate rector looked at me kindly and said, “Barkley, it’s only earth-shattering to you.”